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== The Story of Legendary MrOscar == | == The Story of Legendary MrOscar == | ||
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Oscar The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Donkeys would tell you. It’s a Horse legend. Oscar was a Dark Lord of the Horses, so powerful and so wise he could use the trucking job to influence his bank balance… He had such a knowledge of the trucking that he could even keep the ones he cared about from going bankrupt. The dark side of trucking is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his money, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice made him bankrupt in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from bankruptcy, but not himself. | Did you ever hear the tragedy of Oscar The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Donkeys would tell you. It’s a Horse legend. Oscar was a Dark Lord of the Horses, so powerful and so wise he could use the trucking job to influence his bank balance… He had such a knowledge of the trucking that he could even keep the ones he cared about from going bankrupt. The dark side of trucking is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his money, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice made him bankrupt in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from bankruptcy, but not himself. | ||
Latest revision as of 06:45, 18 June 2022
The Story of Legendary MrOscar
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Oscar The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Donkeys would tell you. It’s a Horse legend. Oscar was a Dark Lord of the Horses, so powerful and so wise he could use the trucking job to influence his bank balance… He had such a knowledge of the trucking that he could even keep the ones he cared about from going bankrupt. The dark side of trucking is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his money, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice made him bankrupt in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from bankruptcy, but not himself.